Justin's Lockdown Puppet Theater

[Justin Sebik]

So in the last POV I revoked my rights to be anywhere in the house including all my secret rooms...until basically final 3 or so.

I'm so lonely


I can't post in KFC, I can't flirt with Rachel, and I can't tell Enzo what a stupid fuck he is on the board anymore. The only place I have to shoot the shit is here...

With my puppet friends.

Here is the cast.





Justin Puppet





Rachel Puppet





Kristen Puppet





Enzo Puppet





James Puppet





Brian Puppet





Casey Puppet





Amy Puppet

[Justin Sebik]

EPISODE 1

SCENE 1


“Hey Justin, Enzo said you have a deal with Julie and she is going to rig the game for you to win. Is this true?”



“Amy, Enzo is retarded. Stop listening to him.”



“I know. I just wanted to put it out there, to get rid of the elephant in the room you know?”



“Everybody hates me”



“I like you a lot. But just as a friend.”



“with benefits?”



“No”



"Anyway, I hope you don't have a deal with Julie because I am working my butt off in this game and if it's rigged for you that will suck."



“Amy...Enzo was just bullshitting”



“I know, I was just addressing the ele--”



“--STOP. *lowers voice into a whisper* You do not address him...he kind of creeps me out”



“What? I couldn't hear you.”


“I'm going to confront Enzo”




SCENE 2






“Enzo I'm going to kill you and I don't even give a shit if you get mad”



“Oh how original didn't you say something like that last season?”



“Didn't you criticize my lack of originality last time I said something I've said before? How original.”



“You are a sitting duck Justin. You can't do shit to me”



“Yes, but the thing is...no one likes you”



“I like him”



“Then hope to god that he doesn't win HOH again because you're probably going up.”



“When did I say I am putting up Kristen?! All you do is LIE! I believe in honesty and integrity, fucking over my alliance members when I get paranoid that they aren't sharing anything with me even though I'm not doing the same, and putting up my friends who wanted to take me to the final 2. All you care about...is winning...fucking asshole.”




“OK you know what...I just came here to let you know that you are going to lose this game and possibly die. I did that. Now you're not going to be blindsided when I use what you think is your alliance against you. Peace out.”




“lolololol you have no idea what is going on in this game”















“Hi kids. This is all for today's episode of Justin's Lockdown Puppet Theater. When is Justin going to slit Enzo's throat? Will he be mad when Justin does it? Or will he be mad at the people who he thought had his back and will enter the jury on Team Justin like Amanda did? Also, who is a more delusional player, Enzo or BBR7 Mike? Make sure to get your parents' permission to go online and cast your vote ^_^ “

[Chenbot]

I kept getting confused as to who the elephant was. Xo

[Justin Sebik]

He was just a special guest star

[Justin Sebik]

What do you mean guest star >.>
I'm not going to be a regular?

Yeah sorry : (

[Justin Sebik]

EPISODE 2



SCENE 1



I was literally so repulsed I couldn't do it


It just seems like you could have made an effort and hugged him a bit more, Enzo's Mom


You'll never understand. I can hug you a bit more if you'd like...


That brings me to my next point. I'm sorry I think we need to stop seeing each other.


God damn it...it's Enzo isn't it? He ruins every good thing that happens in my life.


No it's not Enzo. Actually that kid is probably the only reason why I started with you in the first place. It's just not going to work out.


I CAN CHANGE!


It's not you, it's me. Sorry. Bye.


Can I still cook for you once in a while?


That's fine.



SCENE 2



OK we need to get Justin out of here because all he does is lie and he's having sex with my mom and I know because I can hear it loudly from the basement.


It's his time. Not that it's easy for me...he runs my fan club.


I will appoint myself Executive Chairman upon his eviction


Thanks James.


This plan is awesome because I trust all of you so much. Amanda was one hundred percent loyal to me and wanted to take me to the final 2 but I got rid of her because everyone here is about one ten or one twenty percent loyal to me. It's hard being loved by almost everyone in the game but somebody gotta do it.


Thanks Enzo, I appreciate you trusting our trust.


Even though Brian and I have burned people left and right together. Like that time we were buds with Jen and then backdoored her.


We kind of don't give a fuck.


Like you think you know what don't give a fuck means...but we REALLY don't give a fuck.


One time we almost gave a fuck...


...but then not.


It's good that you trust us not to switch you and Kristen with Justin and Amy even though it's a much better game move.


Your trust is beyond reason and we appreciate that.


Don't take it the wrong way but I'd probably double team your mom with Justin if it helped me win this game.


I want a group hug.


AWWWW guys! Wait, nobody move for a second--


*floats across the room*


OK I don't think she saw anything. Casey what do you think of the plan?


Yeah I'm totally down with coming after my friend who you put me up against last week because you correctly realized he was my friend and there is no way in the world this could go horribly wrong for you.


He's like your Amanda


Just like James and Brian I totally do not see the strategic necessity of coming after a power pair like you and Kristen. If you ever mistrust me again Enzo, you are very silly. Wait a minute, I'll be right back...




















HAI kids! This is all for today's episode of Justin's Lockdown Puppet Theater. Will Enzo's plan succeed? Or are James, Brian, and Casey not actually loyal to him? Did Justin stop fucking Enzo's Mom forreal or will they get married? Would Enzo ever consider Justin his father? Also who was more inactive in their first four weeks; me this season or Hayden in BBR6? Ask your parents' permission and cast your votes online ^_^

[Justin Sebik]

EPISODE 3



So Rachel won the power of veto and took Enzo off...


*floats across the room*


She does exist O.O


Is Michael also still here I can't remember.


Fuck Enzo. Alright if we stick together we can get his best friend out, Kristen


Right. OK I'm putting up James as a pawn


OK I'll vote out James


No James is in your alliance, you vote out Kristen


I'm confused


Like there's an alliance...


yeah...


with me, you, Justin, James, and Brian


right


And two of them are on the block. You can also vote for Kristen. So who do you need to vote out?


James


OK fuck it. Amy you're nominated.


YAY!


What just happened


Well you know when you play a free for all game for a long time as an equal competitor with everyone else...but then you like your opponent so you decide you are willing to lose for them?


No


I really like Kristen. I don't want to hurt her feelings and make her leave : (


Why don't you care about hurting my feelings?


You don't have any


touche


It's true, we don't give a fuck


OK so now we can get rid of Kristen


Naw, we're voting out Amy


What?


*farts*


Is everyone in this game retarded?


Oh my god! Did you guys just hear Brian fart?! Ahhhh hahahaha


^_^


We need to vote out Kristen, she's the biggest threat


I refuse to vote out Kristen : (


Amy you're on the block now


I WON'T VOTE HER OUT, YOU CAN'T MAKE ME : (


Did I tell you about the time I almost gave a fuck?


How am I still here? I thought I was voted out.


People voted you back


I keep being a bigger and bigger backstabbing tool but no one ever gets rid of me


Yeah


*cries hysterically*


It's ok James.


It's not fair. Justin does almost nothing and everyone is always on his balls about being a manipulator and a player. What does he have that I don't have?


Wow James I guess you do give a fuck about something.


I guess...I guess I do have feelings


I'm still voting you out


Amy you are on the block


Who wants to hire a stripper?


Kristen wouldn't like that : (


Alright let's vote her out


…


sounds good


I won't vote out Kristen : (


I want a new alliance
















HAI kids! This is all for today's episode of Justin's Lockdown Puppet Theater. Will the Fun House make it to f5 or implode? Will Enzo ever be evicted? Will Amy vote out Kristen or not? Also who gives less of a fuck; James or Brian? Ask your parents' permission and cast your votes online ^_^

[Chenbot]

[Justin Sebik]

Justin's Lockdown Puppet Theater
Special Reunion Episode



You have got to be shitting me.



See, you have no idea what went on in the game.



Alright Enzo, you played an awesome game but I'm not so sure you know either.



*Sigh* Why is this still so confusing for everyone. Let me explain.



I'll help.



OK I don't know why it's necessary for both of us to--



Who gives a fuck.



So at the beginning there was James and Brian.



But we weren't officially working together.



We were like semi-crushing on each other and had wild intercourse in other games--



But we were done with that and we were all just friends who don't work with each other on games anymore and stuff.



But then you never know I guess because we did.



We had good times. I thought they were over but I guess not.



And I made it further than you all thought I would!



Yeah. Wooooohooo.



James, tell them about the part where we didn't give a fuck.



Well first there was Kevin and that was too long ago so I don't remember but I DEFINITELY didn't give a fuck.



When Laura left I cried I think.



LAURAGODDESS!!! The game went to shit after her abrupt departure. I would have never aligned with you dumbasses if her well shaped ass was still in the game.



And then at some point Jen wanted to go to the final 3 with me but I was like never mind go home.



Too logical to keep her in, kthanxbai.



So I had an alliance with Kristen, Justin, Casey, Amy, Enzo, Enzo's Mom, The Elephant, Chenbot. Like everyone.



*floats across the room*



GODDAMNIT! I ALWAYS FORGET ABOUT HER.



COME BACK RACHEL! LET'S GO TO FINAL 3 TOGETHER!!!!



OK I don't care about any of that. Why did you flip on The Fun House and decide to hand Enzo the win?



We figured out that you knew just how little of a fuck we gave.



We tried to hide that fact really really well but you somehow figured it out anyway.



I knew you didn't give a fuck.



Really? Oh. Hmmm.



Yeah I don't know then.



I wish there was more than one player in the final two so I could vote for someone else.



This was supposed to be my season.









Hello Children! This is all for the last episode of Justin's Lockdown Puppet Theater. You will never have to see this junk again. Enzo rightfully won. Some other player that was next to him didn't win. James and Brian never stopped not giving a fuck. Amy was obviously robbed. Justin is actually surprisingly kind of cool...sometimes. Casey...I have no words. As for me, I should have gotten a lot more lines on this show. This is bullshit. I'm moving onto bigger and better things. Now scram.

[James Rhine]

So funny!! Haha