WEEK 4- Rise of the Recyclinati

[Justin Sebik]

*Justin Sebik stares pensively into the sunset*










Hey



Jen D? What are you doing here? You didn't make All Stars.



Yeah it sucks that I can't be a part of the game. I really miss watching you be a dumbass.



This must be a dream sequence.



There you go. Now before you wake up there's some stuff--



Wait!



OK...



Can we just make out?



Um. Yeah sorry. Not even in your dreams.



Damn it. So I guess you're here because I failed you. I said I'd take Annie to the end and I failed.



Actually you already did it last season, it wasn't a lifetime contract. This isn't Recycled 7 anymore, just fucking play to win. Knife some bitches. Rip open nut sacks. Tell Amanda to fuck off and die. I don't know...just do something for the love of god.



OK WTF. I'm playing the game. I got my alliance KFC with Jen J--



Yeah that will help. She's not a huge target on the way to the bottom of the ocean or anything.



James Rhine is also in KFC. He's the most badass person in this game right now.



Who did he vote out again?



Annie...




What alliance was she in...



OK fuck it. I got Brit, she likes me.



Because she's not the shittiest player in the game or anything. Congrats.



Brian has my back.



Like James Rhine right?



OK STOP SHITTING ALL OVER MY GAME. I left out the best part I got a super secure final 2 deal with Casey.



OK now name one thing Casey has done for you the whole time you've been playing this game so far.



You are such a bitch. What's the point of all this?



The point is that you're sitting on your ass trying to float by on your imaginary allies hoping people forget that you're the one and only Justin Sebik, winner of Season 7. No one is forgetting shit. Annie was able to get only 3 votes out of 11. She social gamed so much harder than you...what do you think you'll get? Who is going to have your back when you need it most? You need to do some serious shake ups and put the game back in your hands. I honestly think it'd be hilarious if the retard who got his own final 2 ally evicted on his own HOH week just ends up winning 2 seasons in a row.



You're right Jen D. OK honestly, I don't want to sound like a creep, but that pep talk really turned me on.



Sorry still not having sex with you.




*Justin Sebik wakes up*

[Chenbot]

[Justin Sebik]

Mar 3, 2011 14:29:32 GMT -5 Chenbot said:

You disapprove of my dream?

[Justin Sebik]

The Recyclinati

Justin
: I mean you're aware I voted you out right?

Jason
: yea, I assumed you did

Justin
: idk if you're mad about that at all
: but Annie was like the one person who always had my back no questions asked
: I legit would have kept you over...I think basically anyone else
: having you go up against her was a really shitty situation for me
: I was hoping Amanda would stay on the block

Jason
: yeah when you told me that you were keeping me, I assumed it meant only if Amanda stayed up
: but I really wasnt too worried, I knew she didnt have the votes, I was just worried she had a power

Justin
: I told you she didn't have one lol!
: she would have told me

Jason
: Yea but she was telling me she did so I wasnt sure

Justin
: but yeah anyway whatever was "my side" was basically whatever Annie pulled together. I didn't really even actively do anything (not proud of it or anything)
: and Jen annoys the hell out of me
: so if Annie isn't in this game, I'm actually down for anything
: I'm not locked into any position like I was last week
: I feel like I'm becoming more of a free agent


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Jason
: Well Enzo and I were talking about the game and I kinda think it might be a good idea if you, me and him made a final 3
: I think people wouldnt suspect it

Justin
: sounds pretty awesome
: how did that conversation go?

Jason
: he and i were just talking and we know we obviously cant stick with our alliance forever since it is so big and that it will break up
: so we wanted to keep saving someone who isnt in it so we could jump over with them when the alliance disbands
: which as you know, always happens

Justin
: yeah basically
: there's always the couple guys
: who were losing early on that end up in the end game area
: there's never complete pagonging in Big Brother
: like in Survivor
: it always falls apart

Jason
: Its cause people forget to finish the jobs they start
: they always "almost" do but then move on
: But I know you are great in comps and when you are loyal to someone, you really are loyal
: Enzo said he hadnt talked to you that much in the game but really liked the idea cause I said you were a good guy and all that so he was on board for sure with it

Justin
: yeah this sounds freaking awesome actually


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Jason
: SOW- Smokers of Weed
: made me laugh

Enzo
: lol
: well that would fit for me. idk about you guys

Justin
: LOL
: I don't really smoke weed
: but I'm willing to start for this alliance

Jason
: The Razzle Dazzlers of Fantazzmagazzles

Enzo
: lmao
: no Jason
: i can barely say that

Jason
: haha I know, what a stupid name
: Victorious Secret

Justin
: OH MY FUCKING GOD
: I WILL CONSIDER THAT

Enzo
: haha

Jason
: Scared Hitless
: some of these are kinda funny
: Big Test Icicles

Enzo
: lmao

Jason
: Multiple Scorgasms

Justin
: Recylinati (play on Illuminati)
: that's all I got

Enzo
: I like that actually

Justin
: Recyclinati?
or Multiple Scorgasms?

Enzo
: Recyclinati lol

[Justin Sebik]

The twist is over and we're kicking it old school. Sounds good to me. Manslaughter isn't much of a team sport.

The downside is that Amy won HOH and I put that bitch up... didn't really want to but I didn't exactly fight it too much. So expect the unexpected but Justin Sebik has been nominated.

Now a lot of things are wrong with this.

1) Fucking Amy Crews puts me up. Is she even allowed to win comps?

2) I'm apparently a pawn. Um seriously? I'm one of the greatest players to have ever played this game and I'm the pawn?

3) I'm a pawn against James Rhine because that apparently is the most logical choice even though I'm ready to burn that smart ass for voting out Annie despite the KFC alliance and being a wimp at the HOH comp. So not only do I have to be on the block but I might be robbed out of helping slit James Rhine's throat.


Shitty week but I might be satisfied with the ending anyhow.

[Justin Sebik]

VETO MEETING REACTION:

Well well, Jen Johnson pulled it through and won the veto. Truth be told I tend to focus on the negative aspects of being aligned with a competition goddess...such as getting my ass nominated and being in huge danger of leaving if I ever stay on the block to eviction. However there's also the awesome part, my ass was on the line and Jen Johnson came to the rescue to take me off.

Let's not kid ourselves. With me off the block, James Rhine is completely fucked which makes Jen J and I the only thing left of KFC. The trust between is increasing exponentially because all the potential candidates that would have "come between us" are leaving (unfortunately).

I'm off the block and it's about time to kick some ass because you know what? Next time it will be Jen J and myself on the block and then the heat will really be on. The next HOH is crucial.