Week 5 - I'm Getting Down On Friday

[Jen 'Judas' Johnson]

I just can't explain my love for this goddess ~

Anyway, how the fuck did i do so well in the HoH? Like seriously, i guessed like everything but still can 2nd? Educated guesses FTW, well almost. I really wanted to win this week and finally fucking remove Amanda from the game, she's over stayed her welcome way too long and her time needs to end, soon. Anyway, James winning is ok, it gives him a good story and tbh as long as he doesn't put me or Justin up this week idgaf what he does. He's said he is targeting Amy which is only natural and the best thing for him, but his pawn, he wanted to choose Britney, umwhat? The bitch will fucking leave, he needs to nominate someone else from that side and i need to make sure he does it, he could fuck up his own HoH week, boy needs to think. But hopefully Jennii J will be making it another week ~

[Jen 'Judas' Johnson]

lolslopkillsmydr.

Ok so James won HoH and i wasn't on much this week at all to try and sway his decision, but w/e he didn't put me up and went trough with what he said. Anyway, we had a KFC chat the other day and we were talking about this week, obviously James wants Amy out and i brought up the fact that if he actually wanted her out why didn't he nominate a vote to keep her in the house next to her and not nominate Britney, but then he was all like oh idc if Britney leaves anyway, ummmmmm you should if Amy is your target. So now Britney is at risk and i can't have her leave this week as she is a vote me and Justin have and need so if i win POV this week i'll be removing her from the block, James said he didn't want to have to nominate anyone else, but if someone i trust is at risk of being evicted i'm going to do everything i can to keep them here, hopefully this doesn't cause too many fractures in KFC, but right now Justin and Britney are my main 2 and i can't see either of them leave.

[Jen 'Judas' Johnson]

2nd again? srsly? I'm racking up these like no ones business, i'm just hoping a 2nd place curse doesn't strike me like it did in URTV. Anyway, i didn't win, w/e need to move on. Brian winning i think is ok, because it's obvious he's close to James, so he'll do what James wants, which as i've been told is to take Amy out, so nominations should stay the same, however, if there is a backdoor plan in operation, the best person to win veto did, but right now i'm just praying the nominations stay the same. Ideally i'd like Britney to come off but right now i don't think that'll happen, but this is just a mini update for now, need to wait for the ceremony to be over for more.

I'm actually keeping up on DR's this slop week

[Jen 'Judas' Johnson]

~My Exit~



*Camera zooms in on Jen, her face is blank then a smile breaks through and her eyes light up, she stands, brushes herself down and clears her throat*

Hello fellow houseguests.

So it would appear that you have evicted me, Jenuine Jennii J, the Queen of BBR from the All Stars 2 house *pathetically claps* I'm glad you all felt threatened enough by me that you had to use underhand tactics such as removing me from the POV competition and backdooring me to perform such a move, i'm really quite thrilled that it took that much to evict me, thanks for spending the time to do it

So i just thought i'd like a bit more spotlight ~

*Jen slowly walks forward, turns, places her hands together and adresses the house*

Amanda - Good luck finding someone else to target, maybe now you'll have to come of out your UTR shell and actually do something. But you'll probably just stay the way you are, good luck doing jack shit.

Amy - The fact that people know you wanted to keep me and you didn't will probably end up hurting your game and i'm glad. You acted as a lamb to the slaughter following the words of someone you got evicted but then returned to the house. Just don't make too much noise when you go the slaughter house.

Brian - You said you did this because of pre-conceived ideas of myself and others in this game. I'd actually cleared the slate with you and the fact you were the reason for my eviction in the first All Stars did't bother me but i guess you still feel guilty. I hope you and your real life BFF James do well together, you're the most obvious alliance in this game and people are doing your bidding, so congrats, see you on final night.

Britney - *tears begin to form in Jen's eyes, she bites her lip and takes a deep breath before continuing* Britney...my lover. I can't...i can't be parted from you. You complete me. You are my one and only but these people were just jealous of how hot we are and we had to be broken up. You are the most fierce bitch, besides myself, to ever hit this house and i wish you the best, forever and always, now, let's fuck one last time?

Casey - Congrats on wasting your power and being UTR, great game so far! I forgot you were even here.

Enzo - I guess we can never work together. I've extended numerous olive branches to you and not once have you ever seen anything through. We must go our separate ways from here on out.

James - lol. Next time you get someone out please don't make up shit like i cheat. I'm naturally good at competitions, sorry you can't match me and be as good as me, i know it's really hard feeling inferior, no seriously, i pity you.

Jason - What? You're in this game? Kinda forgot.

Justin - My man. Meeting you properly in this game was amazing. You are an awesome guy and we were amazing together. I love you, go far my child.

Kristen - Thanks for everything you've done for me this game. We got off on the wrong foot but we kinda patched things up, i hope things work out for you.

Rachel - VEGAS BABY ~ I just wish you weren't so UTR here, i wanted to play with the full you and properly run this But i still love you.

*Jen flicks her hair, turns and walks towards the door*

So it's my time to go, i've made one of the biggest marks on BBR and i wouldn't change any of it. I've played these games and been dedicated to this series since i first played. I've been a bitch, i've got shit done but never have i played with such a stupid cast who will just follow orders given, i hope shit changes or this could well turn into another season 3 *smirks* I've tried to make this season fun, created drama, won shit, made moves and now i'm going, well i have no idea what is going to happen. There appear to be a maximum of 3 people actually playing, you all suck and i have no idea why some of you were even cast. Just don't let BBR die a slow, painful, boring death, the series deserves so much more, but i must go, i'm just hoping my ego fits through the door.

Have fun bitches

Jenuine Jennii J, out ~

---Jen Leaves---


Hi

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So as most of you may know, Jen is a persona i created solely for these games. Jen is just a character i made for fun. My real name is Alex, i'm from the UK and nothing like how i come across here irl, well only a bit But i just want you to know everything i've done in this game towards any of you has been as 'Jen' not Alex. From now on if we talk i'll be Alex, Jen is done with. I've played this character in these games for over a year now, but it's time she packs her bags for good and goes. This is me done with BBR, as Jen. I won't ever be playing as her again, i won't ever be performing Housecalls duties as her, she's gone. She was one of the best characters to ever hit this series, but all good things must come to an end. I wish you all the best of luck from now on and maybe we can become friends out of the game from now on. Jen will always hate the people she does, but Alex doesn't.

I'll see you all around.