Stomp Stomp, I've ~Arrived (Pre Game)

[Jen 'Judas' Johnson]

Haterz better step back, the BBR ~Queen is back. Don't fucking mess with the most Jenuine person you will ever meet. People aren't going to know what's hit them. So lets do a little cast run down;

Amy - Oh this girl is blind. She comes to me and is all like, omg Jen lets work together we can totes rule<3, yep ok i'll take the deal, you won't ever take me out but i can use you for anything i want in this game, i'm the puppet master, she's the puppet.

Brian - I need to keep my eye out for this one, his male alliance dominance in Season 5 leads me to suspect he may try the same thing again, well any sign of this and he will need to watch the fuck out when i assemble a HBIC alliance and drive his ass out.

Britney - She's such a fierce bitch and we've confirmed an alliance already, she's a fucking hot mess but i love her and want to take her far.

Casey - Meh.

Enzo - lolbye. Week 1, i'll win HoH and you can saying fucking BYE to the game.

James - I <3 him, like legit, i wanna work close with James, but if his true allegiance to me could be another thing.

Kevin - I don't like you, don't even unpack your bags, you won't be here for long.

Kristen - She has her game head on 24/7, i fucking love it, i've also already made an alliance with her and she can be the brains to my beauty and brawn, power couple? Possibly.

Laura - See Kevin's.

Michael - Meh.

Rachel - Honestly, i already want Rachel in the F2 with me. I love the girl and a combination of the 2 hottest bitches in BBR history is too good to not happen.

Let's rock this.