Kristen Welcome Thread

[Justin Sebik]

[glow=navy,2,300]Julie,

James and I talked on AIM and came to the realization that we are actually both fans of Kristen and so the sarcastic sentiment that our first alliance chairman Annie set up is totally inappropriate for our current roster.

We also believe, as actual Kristen fans, that we deserve greater access to our favorite woman. Hence we humbly request that you allow her entrance into her own fan club.




Kristen,

Welcome to your fan club. Don't be alarmed by the fact that it was set up to destroy you and everyone we thought you ever cared about. We love you and you are home.




-Justin Sebik
Executive Chairman of the Kristen Fan Club[/glow]

[James Rhine]

I would like to affirm the above comments along with making additional comments of my own.

As actual Kristen fans, we would also like to propose legislation to change the tag line that is currently under the KFC group page. Currently, the tag line says, "They hate Kristen and love chicken..." Though we still love chicken, the hatred for Kristen is no longer applicable to the remaining constituents of this fan club. I feel something along the lines of "Team Kristen! We have jackets." or "Screw chicken, we love Kristen." would better suffice.

We hope you, Chenbot, take this into deep consideration, as we feel our fan club is moving towards a different direction. Please support us with revising our mission statement to better align the purpose of our fan club with the intentions of our members.

Also, welcome Kristen Bitting! We hope you enjoy your stay. Leadership positions are available if you're interested. Contact our Human Resource Manager for the application and further details.



- James Rhine
Human Resource Manager of the
Kristen Fan Club

[Kristen Bitting]

Well boys since you put it that way, my bags are packed and I am moving in.

Of course there will have to be some minor renovations around here. I don't want to see any evidence of your previous members.

ANNIE :



* takes photo of Miss Queenie down and tosses it in the trash *

Jen can stay to help inspire the real diva that is inside me and dying to get out.

Now for my two favorite guys in the KFC. ( looks like the only 2 guys in my fan club )


Its time for a group hug.

[James Rhine]

Congratulations to KRISTEN on getting promoted to our International Business Coordinator!!

First order of business?

Go to the jury house and start another fan club there!

Let us know how it goes! BYE KRISTEN!

[James Rhine]

IM ALL ALONE!!!

[James Rhine]

ALL THE FUCK ALONE!

KFC now stands for

...kentucky fried chicken...