Wait, I'm the rookie?

[James Rhine]

I hate Kevin.
I hate Amy.

Both undeserving of being in all-stars.

Annie's conceited.
Rachel's defeated.

Both undeserving of being in all-stars.

Laura's a fluke.
Michael makes me puke.

Both undeserving of being in all-stars.

Kristen's a threat.
Brian's my pet.

Both undeserving of being in all-stars.

Britney's a man.
Jen's a man too.

Both undeserving of being in all-stars

Casey and Enzo
are old dinosaurs.

Both undeserving of being in all-stars.

Annie, Amanda, Jason, and Justin?
The only 4 participants of season 7?
That's something to be proud of...not
Bedwarmers

Quadruple undeserving of being in all-stars.

But who is this?
James R.?!?!?!?!?!

You found your all-star.