WEEK 7- Life in Casey's Fun House

[Justin Sebik]

I'm pretty happy with my decision to vote off Britney. Her ass kissing to the people who put her up two weeks in a row and ENZO pretty much cements the fact that my baby mama was going to be a useless piece of shit. Best kill since Kevin. Good fucking riddance.

Will also miss my original season rival Jason. I don't know if we'd have ended well or poorly if he made it even further but all the same I'm glad he went out without my vote this time. Without him being that dab of glue holding Recyclinati together I can now carve out Enzo's face like a jack o lantern.



So last night shit got real. Casey invited me into an alliance with James, Brian, and Amy. For those keeping track at home that's basically Casey's ideal final 5. He just got all his side deals under one fat ass umbrella.

Turns out his ideal final 5 is very close to mine. I will never work with Amanda, Kristen is a huge threat I wanted gone since week 1, and I'd probably be alright with a genocide on a tiny ethnic group if it meant I can get Enzo out. The only thing I'd substitute to get my own best case scenario is replace Rachel with James or Brian (or even both)...and hopefully the other side wins it one time and does it for me. On my end though, I'll be fully loyal to the five person alliance that Casey created.

Yes.

Justin Sebik. Loyal. Oh my god.

People all across America have to pay up on money and blowjobs right now.

[Justin Sebik]

I just found out that food comps are over with and also that Enzo is HOH. I've never been so happy and pissed at the same time.

GODDAMN IT. I DON'T WANT THAT PIECE OF SHIT IN THIS GAME. THIS IS NOT HELPING ME.


He tried to get me backdoored through James before...I wonder if he has the balls to just put me up. Probably not and it'd also be a terrible game move on his part because he really has bigger fish to fry. Ugh, am I depending on Enzo's rationality right now? Fuck my life.

[Justin Sebik]

Yeah depending on Enzo's rationality was an epic fail.


I even comforted that POS for a bit but it did no good. Veto has to happen for me, I refuse to leave on the HOH week of someone this weak and pathetic.

[Justin Sebik]

ENZO INTERROGATING ME PRE-NOMS AND THEN ASKING ME FOR MY OPINION ABOUT WHO HE SHOULD PUT UP

Enzo
: whats your relationship with Rachel?

Justin
: friends with benefits
: maybe more some day
: I'm kidding
: my relationship with Rachel is pretty good
: but it hasn't ever been close to partnership or alliance levels
: I almost voted her out last round but changed my mind at the last minute
: it's like if I were up...I'd hope she'd keep me but at the same time I'd have no reason to be shocked or surprised if she voted me out

Enzo
: right

Justin
: if you put up Rachel or Amanda, I'd vote Amanda out no question in my mind

Enzo
: okay here's a question for you.
: how many different rooms do you have with people

Justin
: three

Enzo
: whats the 3rd

Justin
: I have one with Rachel actually
: but it's not like the other two
: the Rachel one was because I sent her a joke showmance PM
: and she sent me joke choclates
: on the board
: and I was like "I'll top it"
: and asked for a bedroom
: I hit on her in there but it's not like a game strategy thing

Enzo
: lol
: why didnt you just say that to begin with then

Justin
: begin with when
: ohh when you asked about Rachel?
: idk, we don't really write in it anymore
: it's not the first thing I think of

Enzo
: okay

Justin
: is this a problem?

Enzo
: Im just trying to figure things out

Justin
: there's nothing there. I can show you everything that's been written there
: I don't really care
: I've told you everything about my gameplay this whole time
: from KFC etc

Enzo
: yeah I know you have
: my question is this, you've had all these alliances. You had KFC which you really didnt want to be a part of? Then James got kicked out for voting Annie out. I heard that you guys tried to recruit Brian and Britney instead. Then you guys vote James out with everyone else, BUT dont vote him back in. Then when he comes back, he wins hoh and you guys want him back for your alliance.
: Around that same time you came to me and Jason for an alliance
: I also heard how you went to Kristen wanting to form a 'winners alliance" with you her and jen.
: so my question is this
: you've been throwing hoh's left and right haven't you

Justin
: We never recruited Brian and Britney, I don't know where you heard that from. As far as I know Brian doesn't know about KFC (though he probably does from James actually)
: and I never mentioned KFC in convos with Brit
: and I voted her out twice lol
: ohh the HOHs
: no I actually haven't been throwing
: I tried to win this one and all the other ones

Enzo
: the one where you got a zero

Justin
: I don't really feel safe for the most part

Enzo
: was thrown

Justin
: which one did I get a zero?
: there might have been one I couldn't come to
: but it hasn't been part of my gameplay to throw comps

Enzo
: i guess what im wondering is where exactly i fit into your gameplan because honestly
: i watched you play last season
: i know what youre capable of
: and i dont want a knife in my back

Justin
: yeah I see what you're saying
: I was never coming after you or Jason
: I voted for Jason to stay
: eventhough he was fucked just because of our alliance
: I don't have a Winner's alliance with James and Kristen

Enzo
: well he was fucked because amanda is in good with james and brian

Justin
: Kristen and I discussed the possiblity of that before James backdoored Jen
: but it never came to anything official

Enzo
: thats why jason was fucked

Justin
: a lot of shit gets thrown out but doesn't get "solidified"
: if it would have gotten solidified I'd have let you know
: and when Kristen and I were talking about it
: she was saying more me, her, and Jen
: and just kind of James
: I got the impression that Kristen and James weren't on the same page
: so once Jen got backdoored I didn't really discuss it
: though I let Kristen into the KFC forum once KFC died
: so technically KFC has James, me, and her in it
: but there's nothing going there either
: *shrug*
: my gameplay doesn't have much gameplay

Enzo
: well sorry if this came off like an interrogation

Justin
: just things I do "for fun"

Enzo
: but you have been rumored to be aligned with everyone in the game at one point or another

Justin
: that's a rumor
: Kristen an I don't have an alliance, I know you're close with her so she can probably tell you that herself
: Amanda and I hate each other
: Rachel doesn't talk game with me
: James and I talk but he's basically fucked over every plan I ever had
: Brian and I never had anything
: I like talking with Amy but despite her style she REALLY doesn't seem to want anything to do with me strategy wise so I don't push it

Enzo
: Amy is out for Amy

Justin
: dude my allies are gone for the most part except you
: apart from leaving you alone if I win HOH or have to vote...I'm completely a free agent
: the only person in this game who would have the right to be pissed at me if I did something to them
: is you

Enzo
: yeah I wasnt trying to cause any doubt or mistrust at all. I just had to be straightforward with my thoughts. I hate sugarcoating shit or beating around the bush.

Justin
: no it makes sense. I liked it.
: if you were having doubts you need to call it out

Enzo
: for sure.

Justin
: it's not like it'd make sense to come after you even if you didn't trust me
: so you really have nothing to lose by talking it out

Enzo
: yeah I agree. Id rather just talk than just assume.
: because to be honest, putting up Amanda would be great for other people but I havent heard her even as much say one bad thing about me. So unless she's plotting secretly, she really isn't a threat to me right now
: Only reason I'd put her up is to help you because she is targeting you

Justin
: yeah and I'd appreciate it if you did

Enzo
: rachel, is going after brian and james

Justin
: yeah

Enzo
: so in the grand scheme of the game
: who do you really think is the biggest threat
: not just to yourself
: but to everyone
: and this convo doesnt leave here btw

Justin
: well I mean the problem for me is
: that I really haven't been throwing comps except maybe one or two where timing prevented me from competing
: so I realize there's some people here who can run laps around me
: and that's going to be a major problem
: when winning is going to become the only gurantee of staying
: so the thing is I'm not even that picky about which power player goes
: as long as there are less of them

Enzo
: lol definitely

Justin
: I'm thinking Kristen, James, Brian, maybe even Casey after last week
: I don't want any of them specifically gone
: but being in final 5 or 6 with all of them still here
: is just asking to lose

Enzo
: thats exactly what im thinking about
: its a big move but we are in the jury phase now
: making "safe" noms isnt going to cut it
: and i feel like putting up amanda and rachel who havent shown they are that great at comps
: would be kind of reckless and stupid

[Justin Sebik]

ENZO FIGHTING WITH ME AFTER I WON VETO BUT BEFORE I POSTED MY CEREMONY

Enzo
: next time, dont tell Amy she is the replacement when you know damn well I never told you that lololol

Justin
: I don't even remember if you actually told me that
: I don't even remember telling Amy
: LOL!

Enzo
: i know. its hard to keep track of lies when thats all ya do

Justin
: Hey I'm not the one who put you up, don't give me a hard time

Enzo
: lol is that you justifying your lies to everyone?
: or just to me

Justin
: I don't need to justify myself to you, you won't be in this game much longer

Enzo
: no?
: and you will be? is that because you think because you cant win hoh or pov, that makes you weak and that will allow you to slide through to final 4.
: i dont quite think thats how it will happen
: and also lol@ you being a total pussy and not talking to me the whole week. Granted, you had no reason to but at least Casey did! Hell even a good luck to Casey in the noms thread wouldve been cool but you cant even do that. Its just obvious that you are the fakest person in this game and anyone who doesnt see right through your transparent ass is just blind.

Justin
: LMAO
: dude I have nothing to say to you
: you are a dead man walking, you decided to quit the game the moment you put me up

Enzo
: lol

Justin
: and you were a totally pussy and told neither Casey nor I
: that we are going up

Enzo
: you're an idiot

Justin
: hold up a mirror

Enzo
: you'll be a final nom next week man
: no matter what
: i still can win veto
: and if i do
: lol to you

Justin
: let's take it one week at a time Enzo
: we'll see who goes black and white first

[Justin Sebik]

This week was kind of hell but it all works out because Enzo decided to pull one move dumber than putting me up and actually put up someone that for whatever reason wanted to drag his ass to f2.

Amanda is now up against Casey and she's a goner. We had a good talk last night and actually patched up things. I'd consider keeping her if she was up against several people...but come on....it's Casey so this is a done deal.

I'm glad we got this talk though because I do think she's a cool chick and while I doubt we would have kept in touch if BBR7 was our only season, things will be different after how she is leaving this time around.