Week 1 - I Am Not A Whore

[Jen 'Judas' Johnson]

But i like to do it.

So here i am, for the 3rd time, the Queen of BBR, the original powerhouse Jenuine Jenni J. But this time i'm all alone. Gone are my flirty girls, gone are Nasty Natty C and Shazza O, it's just me, all myself. But this doesn't mean i'm still not going to do well

Having watched every game from the first All Stars i have a fairly good knowledge of how everyone in this game plays, it's one major advantage i have over a lot of the cast, i know who to approach and how to approach them. But have i already approached too many people? Well lets see;

Annie - I fucking love Luis, like so much, we talk all the time and i trust him a lot. He makes me die laughing everytime we talk and i him to stay around a long time, he offered me a final 2, obvs i'm gunna say yes.

Britney - The hottest mess of the cast, we spoke a while ago about this game and she said she wants to work with me as she only really know me in the whole cast, depending on her activity will depend upon how seriously i take this.

Enzo - loljuice. URTV was not our game, we never got on in that and so i went to him and said lets put URTV behind us and start a fresh, he agreed and even proposed a URTV alliance, meh we can see if that would work, but right now i just want anyone who ~might target me, to not target me.

James - One of my potential showmances for this season, if i remember correctly a while ago he said he wanted to work with me, due to like being winners and stuff, we'll see if this has changed.

Justin - My man. He holds the knife, i plunge it into someone's back. I trust this guy a lot and we've already spoke about plans and stuff. I think the 2 of us are going to be a huge force in this game.

Kristen - I love this one. Whenever we've played together before i've been UTR/INV the whole game and she's carried me and never seen me play, but this time she is going to see me OTT and running shit, is she ready for Jen?

Michael - I've known Amr through URTV but never really spoke to him properly, last night we spoke for a long time and i like the guy a lot, i don't want him going anytime soon.

Rachel - Vegas baby! Meow is a hot bitch and we spoke about running shit and honestly, we will. Her connections to other people could worry me though, i need to see how far she spreads herself.

Everyone i didn't mention i either don't care about, or are a target of mine. Except Amy who i'm going to use so much in this game it's unreal.

Laura and Kevin, you better pack your bags, because if i win HoH, you're gone, both of you.

This game is going to be epic.

[Jen 'Judas' Johnson]

So behind on this, will DR tomorrow, been so busy.

[Jen 'Judas' Johnson]

So behind on this, hi busy past few days. So i won the first competition, i was always going to win, Majority Rules is my BFF. I'm such a threat and everyone needs to watch out for me. So anyway, this 3 way HoH, pisses me off. I want to nominate people. Myself. Not as part of some lame 'In-Crowd' shit, but w/e i'm going to be in the In-Crowd every week and still run shit. This is ~my~ house. People need to realise.

[Jen 'Judas' Johnson]

So i spoke with Kristen on one of her many Alias' from when we played before;

Jenuinejen69: (22:21:23) hey
Kate - LOST: (22:21:31) hey
Kate - LOST: (22:21:41) it said you were in bed when I looked
Jenuinejen69: (22:21:54) that was hours ago ahah
Kate - LOST: (22:22:15) I just got here..did you just get up ?
Jenuinejen69: (22:22:34) i got up like 14 hours ago, had such a long day
Kate - LOST: (22:23:16) crap..I had a horrible day and I am still on the verge of another migraine so I cant stay long
Jenuinejen69: (22:23:26)
Kate - LOST: (22:23:30) do we need to do that food comp
Jenuinejen69: (22:23:48) nah
Jenuinejen69: (22:23:51) im out anyway
Kate - LOST: (22:24:06) its not important
Kate - LOST: (22:24:28) have we decided how we will all agree on a nom
Jenuinejen69: (22:24:38) jason isnt giving much
Kate - LOST: (22:24:47) did Jason agree to go 2 out of 3
Jenuinejen69: (22:24:56) he said 1 each
Jenuinejen69: (22:25:03) 1 being a replacement
Kate - LOST: (22:25:07) well we can only make 2
Kate - LOST: (22:25:19) well who gets the replacement
Jenuinejen69: (22:25:29) ik
Jenuinejen69: (22:25:33) i dont wanna do it like that
Kate - LOST: (22:25:50) I would prefer a 2 out of 3
Kate - LOST: (22:25:57) because we can team up on him
Kate - LOST: (22:25:59) lol
Jenuinejen69: (22:25:59) yeah
Jenuinejen69: (22:26:02) but i found out
Jenuinejen69: (22:26:08) there might be a pre alliance in the game
Kate - LOST: (22:26:15) with who
Jenuinejen69: (22:26:27) of Brian, Britney, Casey, James & Kevin
Kate - LOST: (22:26:28) I am sure there are lots
Jenuinejen69: (22:26:30) i dont believe it
Jenuinejen69: (22:26:36) but they all played a game together
Kate - LOST: (22:26:38) let me read te names
Jenuinejen69: (22:26:40) and are stil playing
Kate - LOST: (22:26:48) oh no
Jenuinejen69: (22:26:54) idk if its true
Kate - LOST: (22:27:09) wow I hate when people are in other games atm
Kate - LOST: (22:27:27) they wont screw each other here
Kate - LOST: (22:27:43) I heard something too and it is really bad for us
Jenuinejen69: (22:27:47) what?
Kate - LOST: (22:28:25) I heard that Annie has her season 7 allies, brit and maybe someone else and they are targetting previous winners
Kate - LOST: (22:28:37) and I am the first person to go
Kate - LOST: (22:28:45) she is really gunning for me
Kate - LOST: (22:28:49) this is no rumor
Kate - LOST: (22:29:18) this has been confirmed bu 5 people that dont talk and have no reason to lie to me
Kate - LOST: (22:29:42) I want her up but I was worried Jason would fight us
Kate - LOST: (22:29:54) because they have a seaosn 7 thing
Kate - LOST: (22:30:20) maybe we can get Kevin and her up
Jenuinejen69: (22:30:32) this is the first ive heard of this
Kate - LOST: (22:30:41) well I am not happy
Kate - LOST: (22:30:50) because I would never have taregted her
Kate - LOST: (22:30:59) but this is total BS
Kate - LOST: (22:31:19) she is telling everyone I am a huge threat and I have to leave first
Kate - LOST: (22:31:31) she said if she won HOH I would have been nominated
Jenuinejen69: (22:31:38) who to?
Kate - LOST: (22:31:46) not just one person
Kate - LOST: (22:31:57) FIVE different people have told me
Kate - LOST: (22:32:07) and some ofthem are close to her
Kate - LOST: (22:32:14) in fact they all are lol
Jenuinejen69: (22:32:22) yeah but who? haha
Kate - LOST: (22:32:28) I cant say
Kate - LOST: (22:32:34) they will get screwed
Kate - LOST: (22:32:42) anyway she knows that I know
Kate - LOST: (22:32:49) we talked about it last night
Jenuinejen69: (22:32:56) you and her?
Kate - LOST: (22:32:59) yes
Kate - LOST: (22:33:03) she Imed me
Jenuinejen69: (22:33:11) ah
Kate - LOST: (22:33:20) I didnt even know who she was..lol
Kate - LOST: (22:33:28) I didnt recognize her sn
Kate - LOST: (22:33:48) everyone in this game is a threat
Kate - LOST: (22:34:01) but she seems to think I am the biggest
Kate - LOST: (22:34:12) and you are too
Jenuinejen69: (22:34:16) i know i am
Jenuinejen69: (22:34:23) i topped the comp question
Kate - LOST: (22:34:25) she will go F2 with Justin again
Kate - LOST: (22:34:29) I know
Kate - LOST: (22:34:31) 8 right
Kate - LOST: (22:34:35) wow
Jenuinejen69: (22:34:52) no but the target question, i was the one everyone said
Kate - LOST: (22:34:55) but we cant disagree on nms
Jenuinejen69: (22:35:00) we wont
Kate - LOST: (22:35:09) even I said that because you told me you would be
Jenuinejen69: (22:35:17) yeah
Jenuinejen69: (22:35:23) im not stupid
Kate - LOST: (22:35:27) on my real survey I said amy
Jenuinejen69: (22:35:37) i think i said me
Kate - LOST: (22:35:40) I should have said me
Kate - LOST: (22:35:48) thats because you are smart
Kate - LOST: (22:35:52) who is after you
Jenuinejen69: (22:35:57) Laura
Kate - LOST: (22:36:05) she cant win anyhing
Jenuinejen69: (22:36:07) idk that 100%
Jenuinejen69: (22:36:12) but she is
Jenuinejen69: (22:36:15) as with Kevin
Jenuinejen69: (22:36:16) after AS1
Jenuinejen69: (22:36:20) and they are close
Kate - LOST: (22:36:24) that was ages ago
Kate - LOST: (22:36:32) can they win anything ?
Jenuinejen69: (22:36:38) not really
Kate - LOST: (22:36:41) haha
Jenuinejen69: (22:36:41) but when she does
Jenuinejen69: (22:36:44) she fucks shit up
Jenuinejen69: (22:36:48) and thats what worries me
Kate - LOST: (22:37:04) I think we are pretty safe with brawna for now
Kate - LOST: (22:37:16) but if brains win you and I will go up
Jenuinejen69: (22:37:22) mmhm
Kate - LOST: (22:37:43) I hope nobody on our team will throw this
Kate - LOST: (22:37:47) to get us up
Jenuinejen69: (22:37:52) i dont think they will
Kate - LOST: (22:37:58) I hate team shit
Kate - LOST: (22:38:12) prob not because they are all big egos
Kate - LOST: (22:38:19) we all want to win
Kate - LOST: (22:38:31) we need to try to get that pwoer
Jenuinejen69: (22:38:37) mmhm
Kate - LOST: (22:38:37) before jason does
Jenuinejen69: (22:38:46) im off tomorrow
Kate - LOST: (22:38:49) good
Jenuinejen69: (22:38:49) and will work on it
Kate - LOST: (22:38:54) I will too
Jenuinejen69: (22:39:00) also for noms
Kate - LOST: (22:39:04) yu can do one area and i will do another
Jenuinejen69: (22:39:12) i was thinking maybe amanda? just because she's the strongest one
Jenuinejen69: (22:39:14) but idk
Kate - LOST: (22:39:30) Annie and AManda will freak Jason out
Jenuinejen69: (22:39:39) i know
Jenuinejen69: (22:39:45) but we cant waste this
Kate - LOST: (22:39:49) I know
Kate - LOST: (22:40:02) I woudnt be sumb enough to put amy up yet
Kate - LOST: (22:40:06) dumb
Jenuinejen69: (22:40:09) nope
Jenuinejen69: (22:40:13) im not touching her or britney
Kate - LOST: (22:40:22) me neither
Kate - LOST: (22:40:30) Brits harmless
Jenuinejen69: (22:40:37) but Jen's a bitch, she gets what she wants most of the time
Kate - LOST: (22:40:42) haha
Kate - LOST: (22:40:45) I love Jan
Kate - LOST: (22:40:48) Jen
Jenuinejen69: (22:40:52) i love played as her
Jenuinejen69: (22:40:56) cos i dont give a fuck
Jenuinejen69: (22:41:02) and play so over the top
Kate - LOST: (22:41:03) well you do a good job as rachel too
Kate - LOST: (22:41:17) I loved you as Rachel
Jenuinejen69: (22:41:21) she was nice
Jenuinejen69: (22:41:29) Jen is so different
Kate - LOST: (22:41:32) did you hear what I did last season ?
Jenuinejen69: (22:41:38) in bbr?
Kate - LOST: (22:41:45) I knew you were going to be here
Kate - LOST: (22:41:46) yes
Kate - LOST: (22:41:55) after afflicted I was looking for you
Kate - LOST: (22:42:08) so I think you said you would see me here
Kate - LOST: (22:42:21) so when Rachel loged in I sent her a PM schemeing
Kate - LOST: (22:42:33) I thought she was you
Jenuinejen69: (22:42:37) haha
Kate - LOST: (22:42:37) FAIL
Jenuinejen69: (22:42:43) Rachel is cool
Kate - LOST: (22:42:46) I know
Kate - LOST: (22:42:50) she was funny
Kate - LOST: (22:43:06) she wrote me back and said if she won HOH she would nominate Kathy
Jenuinejen69: (22:43:19) LOL
Kate - LOST: (22:43:21) I was happy as a clam thinking you were playing
Jenuinejen69: (22:43:22) i love her
Kate - LOST: (22:43:31) then I found out you were jan
Kate - LOST: (22:43:34) Jen
Jenuinejen69: (22:43:41) thats me
Jenuinejen69: (22:43:42) ok
Jenuinejen69: (22:43:46) im gunna post in our hoh room
Jenuinejen69: (22:43:50) about weaking the brains
Kate - LOST: (22:43:50) ok
Kate - LOST: (22:43:54) good idea
Jenuinejen69: (22:43:56) and indirectly nominating amanda and annie
Kate - LOST: (22:44:01)
Kate - LOST: (22:44:03) perfect
Kate - LOST: (22:44:08) he is gonna freak
Jenuinejen69: (22:44:12) i wont say names
Jenuinejen69: (22:44:18) just enough so he gets the idea
Kate - LOST: (22:44:21) k
Kate - LOST: (22:44:25)
Jenuinejen69: (22:44:34) you're gunna see me really play here haha
Kate - LOST: (22:44:41) I already have
Kate - LOST: (22:44:55) this is going to be fun
Kate - LOST: (22:45:07) and I might have to show Sayid some of the stats
Kate - LOST: (22:45:26) so she can stop shitting on me for saying you were great when you had time
Kate - LOST: (22:45:42) we still argue about you
Jenuinejen69: (22:46:05) aw
Kate - LOST: (22:46:12) sun was useless
Jenuinejen69: (22:46:19) btw, im gunna post this in hoh
Jenuinejen69: (22:46:19) Ok, i've been thinking, maybe we need to out and out weaken the Brains? Because we know if they win, a combo of us 3 will go up and honestly, i don't want any of you 2 to go early, us threats need to stick together, js. Anyway, do we nominate 2 strong Brains? Thoughts?
Kate - LOST: (22:46:34) perfect
Kate - LOST: (22:46:38) I will agree
Kate - LOST: (22:46:45) then we have to post names
Jenuinejen69: (22:46:51) I'll say Amanda
Kate - LOST: (22:46:54) I will say annie because I
Kate - LOST: (22:47:03) have a good reason
Kate - LOST: (22:47:07) all right
Kate - LOST: (22:47:13)
Jenuinejen69: (22:47:15) Amanda PMs me a ot
Jenuinejen69: (22:47:16) lot
Jenuinejen69: (22:47:19) but its a load of BS
Kate - LOST: (22:47:21) really
Kate - LOST: (22:47:26) seriously?
Jenuinejen69: (22:47:32) yeah
Jenuinejen69: (22:47:33) like
Jenuinejen69: (22:47:36) trying to talk game
Jenuinejen69: (22:47:39) i give her nothing
Kate - LOST: (22:47:43) haha I bet
Jenuinejen69: (22:47:45) but i know she'll use it against me
Kate - LOST: (22:47:59) well she is very tight with season 7
Kate - LOST: (22:48:23) they have an allaince and Jason will prob be the only person that sticks to it
Kate - LOST: (22:48:34) they will all have other plans too
Jenuinejen69: (22:48:45) if Jason backs out
Jenuinejen69: (22:48:50) im gunning for him
Kate - LOST: (22:48:53) haha
Kate - LOST: (22:49:08) he will be pissed but he is prob safest if we were to go up
Jenuinejen69: (22:49:15) mmhm
Kate - LOST: (22:49:20) no way we can do that
Kate - LOST: (22:49:31) we need to make him feel he wil leave lol
Jenuinejen69: (22:49:36) we have to win every week
Kate - LOST: (22:49:41) we can
Jenuinejen69: (22:49:44) i think so
Kate - LOST: (22:49:47) our team is stacked
Jenuinejen69: (22:49:52) and when we split
Jenuinejen69: (22:49:58) me and you have a good shot at every hoh
Kate - LOST: (22:50:04) although Casey is really strong
Jenuinejen69: (22:50:13) he can go soon
Kate - LOST: (22:50:13) that will be good
Kate - LOST: (22:50:24) and Casey is sneaky
Kate - LOST: (22:50:46) he had a F2 withEnzo and he was trying to get him out
Kate - LOST: (22:51:00) he started that whole Kathy fiasco
Kate - LOST: (22:51:07) by lying to her about me
Jenuinejen69: (22:51:15) ah ok
Kate - LOST: (22:51:24) because he wanted entertainment..he told me later
Kate - LOST: (22:51:31) anyway do your damage
Kate - LOST: (22:51:34) I will too
Kate - LOST: (22:51:38)
Jenuinejen69: (22:51:40) i fuck shit up
Kate - LOST: (22:51:45) badass
Jenuinejen69: (22:51:48) anyway
Jenuinejen69: (22:51:51) i need to shwoer
Jenuinejen69: (22:51:54) cos im going out tonight
Kate - LOST: (22:51:58) wow
Kate - LOST: (22:52:03) its late over there
Jenuinejen69: (22:52:06) almost 11
Kate - LOST: (22:52:06) have some fun
Jenuinejen69: (22:52:09) thanks
Kate - LOST: (22:52:12) ttyl
Jenuinejen69: (22:52:15) ill be back in like 4 hoursish
Kate - LOST: (22:52:24) tomorrow is a free day
Kate - LOST: (22:52:29) have lots of fun
Jenuinejen69: (22:52:32) yep
Kate - LOST: (22:52:37) bye

Long conversation is long.

I love her, but seriously, idk why i agreed to a lot of what she said. My game, my rules. Luis is not after me, he's only after you, so he gets to stay.

[Jen 'Judas' Johnson]

I'm a bitch, so what.

Kristen is a fucking stupid player who doesn't have my back at all and she has clearly shown that during this week and what i once thought could be an alliance between the 2 of us is now non existent. She's fucked with the wrong person. Yes i've been smiting her, the bitch needs to be in negative karma, just so she gets worried. Anyway, she's now on my hit list, but i'm going to act so fake towards her so she feels safe with me, but she just needs to know her place in this game.

Hopefully this week myself or Annie win POV and we can screw up her plans. Should Annie stay this week, i will be more than happy to throw HoH in order to place Annie in the In-Crowd and get Kristen and Enzo nominated, Jen is going to fuck shit up from here on out.

There is a lot more i have to say but it would legit take me forever to write, this is the basics. Jen sucks @ DR's Week 1.

[Jen 'Judas' Johnson]

~KFC IS THE FUTURE~

What is this exactly?

Tune in later for more.

[Jen 'Judas' Johnson]

Jen Johnson welcomes;



The KFC!

So what exactly is this hot ass new alliance? Well, it includes myself, Jenuine Jennii J, the head cunt, Annie, the murderer, Justin and the stud, James. An alliance consisting of those 4 things, how can it fail? So i have to give props to Annie for putting this hotness together, i thought i'd let someone else take control for a while. So obviously the KFC's main aim this week is keep Annie and fuck with Kristen, i think we can, the votes we have for sure are;

Britney - Apparently she has known Annie for 5 years and is keeping her no matter what.
James - KFC.
Justin - KFC.
Michael - I spoke to him about his plans for this week, post nominations and he told me he wanted to see Kevin leave and i trust the guy, he has no reason to lie week one as well.
Rachel - I love the girl and she told me she'd do whatever i wanted this week and also told me she wanted Kevin out, so there we go.

But obviously we need 6 votes. Amanda, idc about her, she can do what the fuck she wants. Amy, needs to know Kristen is gunning for her and so keeping Annie will keep her lower on Kristen's radar. Brian, i think he is leaning to keep Annie. Casey, never spoke 1 word to him, but apparently Annie has him. Enzo, is so far inside Kristen's vag he will evict Annie, pathetic. Laura, will save Kevin, no doubt.

So there it is, but time for some Jen Johnson spotlight ~

Whilst talking in a chat with Annie and Justin, i suggested, trying to get Enzo to take Kevin off the block, for fear that he will go against Annie and then performing 'Operation Disagreement' I would have disagreed with any possible nomination that Jason and Kristen suggested and in turn nominated myself, alongside the 2, in an attempt to boot Kristen on her own power trip, it would have been one of the riskiest moves in BBR history but it was something i was willing to attempt, but now we will never know the outcome and so Kristen is the main target going into week 2.

This is where the plan develops more. Because i'm a nice, kind and generous person i told Annie about the power lying in the HoH room and being the smart bitch she is, she finds it;

- Half of Household -

This power grants its holder the ability to stop half of the houseguests from competing in HOH for a week. It can only be used once and can only be used up to and including the Final 7. You will let me know when you want to use it, but if 6 hours have past since the competition was posted then you cannot use this power that week. It will be announced that you are using it when you do (half means half of the houseguests left in the house will sit out, so if 14 are in the house, then the outgoing HOH plus 6 of your choosing. If 13 are in the house you will sit out 6 houseguests).

It doen't bother me she found it over me, i just want all the power for myself obviously ~ Anyway, Annie has told me she plans to use this power next week, to construct a Brain In-Crowd in which she places herself and will attempt to get Enzo and Kristen nominated. How will this work? Well from what i remember she will select 7 people to play in the HoH, which will be: Myself, Justin, James, Annie, Amy (I can't remember the rest, fml) But yes, 7 will play, the Brawns playing will throw the competition, and in turn give Annie the overall win in the competition, she places herself in the In-Crowd, alongside Amanda and either Casey and Michael, it's something like that, my brain is a bit hazy. Yes, the plan needs some tweaks, but Kristen really fucked with the wrong people week 1.

Let's just hope Annie stays this week.

[Jen 'Judas' Johnson]

KFC Plan 1 - SUCCESS

And just lol @ these bitches saying they are coming after me now. It just makes the game a hell of a lot easier for me, i can run bitches out of this house, left, right and center and if you're as retarded as Amanda i wouldn't even pick a battle with myself, she needs to know who she's dealing with.

Oh this game is going to be fun.