PRE-GAME STATEMENT ALLSTARS

[Justin Sebik]

So I just won Big Brother Recycled 7. I mean seriously, what else did you fucking think was going to happen?

My strategy last time was to slit their throats without making them mad at me. It didn't exactly go down that way though. I learned an important lesson on BBR7 and it's this...

People don't like getting brutally murdered like a bunch of pathetic bitches. You can be as nice about it as you want to be...but at the end of the day they're going to be like "You fucking killed me...what the fuck. I'm entitled to be sitting where you are right now *cry cry cry*"

So I say fuck it. They want to be mad at me? They can go ahead. I will still slit their throats. No more mister nice guy.